If youre at all confused about the process of surrogacy, call in sick to work tomorrow and watch that season of where Phoebe has her brother’s babies. You don’t *technically* need to watch the entire season to understand the gistthey explain it in like, one episodebut you should probably do it anyway just to be safe. Now that we think about it, Kim probably should choose Lisa Kudrow as her surrogate since she’s pretend-carried three babies, so like, carrying one baby for real should be a piece of cake. And honestly a world where the real-life Phoebe Buffay was carrying Kim Kardashian’s child would be the most interesting episode of since the time Kim lost her diamond earring in the ocean.
Kim has talked about the possibility of a surrogate in the past, but now it seems like shes ready to take the plunge. She said that last years robbery in Paris gave her a greater sense of urgency, and shes also probably jealous now that Beyonc has three kids of her own.
Both Khlo and Chrissy Teigen have publicly offered to be Kims surrogate, so she has choices. It would actually be so hilarious if Kim chose Chrissy over her own sister, but wilder things have happened in that family. We wish Blac Chyna could be the surrogate just for the drama, but she would also probably poison the unborn baby or something.
No news yet on when Kimye baby #3 might be arriving, but no doubt he/shell have a weird name and an incredible sense of style.