Donald Trump Reportedly Shared Top Secret Info With Russians While Bragging About Having Intelligence!

It’s hard to tell at this point if

On May 10, Trump met with Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, and according to unnamed officials speaking to

Now if all that seems a little too Tinker Tailor Boring As Shit to you, let us break it down another way — with Beyonc:

Imagine your friend does Beyonc’s nails. One day she tells you in confidence what Bey’s favorite Sunday morning mimosa hangout spot in El Lay is.

If you’re smart, you quietly start hanging out at that cafe on Sunday mornings until you catch a glimpse of Queen Bey and her girls getting tipsy. Maybe you start reading a book by her fave author and hope she strikes up a convo with you about it. Maybe you two become besties.

Video: Speaking Of Inside Beyonce Knowledge…

If you’re Trump, you tell everyone the fuck you know about it, EVERYONE starts hanging around that shop hoping for a glimpse, and Bey can’t go there anymore. Now what did you get out of telling everyone? No sighting. No convo. No besties.

Not only that, your friend is NEVER going to trust you with any of her inside Beyonc info again! You done fucked that up!

What does Paul Ryan have to say about this Bey-trayal?

Ha! That was actually during the campaign last year. Something tells us Coward the Fuck isn’t going to stand by that when it’s about his Lord and Master.

That being said…

Though this act would be highly illegal for anyone else, the President has the authority to declassify information so it’s likely this didn’t constitute breaking the law.

In other words:


So what do you think, Perezcious readers? More overconfident or more underqualified??

[Image via CNN.]

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