OK, PEOPLE, DONT PANIC, BUT ITS POSSIBLE BEYONC HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO THE TWINS.
How do I know this? Well, first of all, Beyonc and I are spiritually connected. So these are just things I know deep in thevery fiber of my being.
But also,Beyonc, our Lord, light and savior, has been suspiciously quiet this week, during a pregnancy where shes otherwise been very vocal.
The last time we saw Beyonc in public was on May 5 when she went out to celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Kelly Rowland.
She posted pictures of her outfit on Instagram.
Her pregnancy Insta posts have been a master class in pregnancy fashion, but she didnt post pictures of her at the actual event.
The last time she posted a picture of herself at an actual event was when she attended her mothers Wearable Art Gala in support of the WACO Theater Center on Saturday, April 29.
She posted pictures from the eventthe next day.
It was just days before the Met Gala, which she didnt attend!!!
Beyoncgoes to the Met Gala. Shes had iconic looks at the Met Gala. Beyonc wouldnt miss the Met Gala without good reason.
Id say giving birth to twins would be a damn good reason. That, or preparing for the birth of your twins soon to come!!
Back in April, I spoke to an OBGYN to get their professional opinion on when we can expect Beyoncs twins to arrive. Dr. Tolaymat predicted Queen Bey would give birth by mid-June at the latest, but she noted doctors never let twins come to full term (40 weeks) as it puts the mother at risk.
She said, But with twins,we usually deliver them at 38 weeks, we dont let them go that far.
So its a safer bet to assume Beyonc would give birth around mid/end of May, AKA RIGHT FREAKIN NOW.
My ~professional~ guess is that Beyonc induced labor on Mothers Day this past Sunday, because you KNOW thats a thing she would do. Like, if Beyonc has the option to birth her twins on Mothers Day and just claim the holiday as her own, she will do it. It is her right as supreme ruler of the universe.
But there are also rumors running throughTwitter that Beyonc actually had her baby shower at the Ice Cream Museum in LA on Mothers Day. And honestly, if she wasnt going to give birth on Mothers Day, I could totally see her having her shower that day.
The rumors are coming from the fact that Beyonc and Jay Z were seen at the Ice Cream Museum on Sunday, the same dayChris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrows daughter, Apple, had her birthday party at the same exact location.
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are really close friends with Beyonc and Jay Z, so this is a total possibility.
The Bey Hive also thinks Tina Lawsons posts on Instagram from Mothers Day were actually pictures of her at Beys baby shower.
And they might be right THOSE ARE LEMONS IN THE BACKGROUND!! Nothing is coincidence when it comes to Bey.
But those rumors about the baby shower are only possible if you believe that Bey hasnt already had the babies.
And if her lack of posts on Instagram are any indication, its totally possible that the twins are already here.
Beyonc hasnt posted anything on Instagram in six days. This was the last look she posted:
A TRULY iconic look, but where have you been ever since, Bey?!
Up until this post, Beyonc had been posting on Instagram consistently just about every week. Seriously, stalk her Instagram. She has been THOROUGH in this pregnancy.
But now, radio silence.
Some people think its because she already gave birth weeks ago and the pictures shes posted since are just to cover the trail.
So basically, Beyonc has either already hadthe twins, is prepping for them to arrive REALLY SOON or is literally in labor right now.
WHATEVER THE TRUTH IS, IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.