Actual Good News Alert: Mindy Kaling Is Pregnant

Finally, after weeks of hearing about nothing but Russian collusion and R. Kellys crazy sex cult (look it up), some good news: Mindy Kaling is pregnant with her first child! Multiple sources have confirmed tothat the actresss pregnancy is an unexpected surprise, a phrase which usually leads to a trip to the clinic for college girls, but is significantly more welcome when youre a 38-year-old actress with two hit TV shows and a starring role in . Funny how age (and money) can do that.

As it turns out, having no plan was Kalings plan all along. (Same.) She once told :

Which is a roundabout way of saying, If I get pregnant at this point I wont get an abortion.

While we dont know, and may never know, who the father is, I think its safe to say that Mindy is going to be an amazing mom. Heres hoping the dad is one of her Office co-stars.

I mean, I wouldnt put it above Dwight to donate copious amounts of sperm to a bank. (I know Dwight isnt a real person, but still)

Being that Mindy is one of the funniest money-makers in comedy, were sure the next nine months are going to be full of hilarious pregnancy updates. Maybe the whole experience will inspire her next hit TV show? Picture this: Mindy reprises her role as Kelly Kapoor to star in a fake docuseries about her baby with Ryan, based off her real-life pregnancy experience.

I mean, Id fucks with it. Congrats Kelly – I mean Mindy! You’re truly one of the best celebs. Here’s hoping you name the baby something normal. 

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